the inverse relationship between the quality of a restaurant's logo and how good i expect their food to be.
menu has no photos of food: neutral
menu has glossy, professionally-taken photos of food: the portions will probably be real big but it's going to taste like Standardized Food Product #15134.b
menu has grainy, underlit, uncomfortably wet-looking photos of food: you've struck gold
✨ and of course, the worse the drawing, the better the food is going to be
Hank Hill's illegitimate brother, Junichiro, in an apron
